Monica Crowley, in for Bill O’Reilly last night, had a TERIFFIC Talking Points Memo: We are all Howard Beale. We’re mad as hell and we’re not gonna take it anymore!
Seriously, Monica slowly but surely started showing some emotion herself as she read the TPM, and by the time she finished, I stood up and cheered because SHE. IS. RIGHT.! We ARE mad as hell, and we are NOT gonna take it anymore! Go, Monica, GO! Brilliant TPM.
In case you thought things couldn’t get more insane in Washington, this latest gem comes from our Nut-In-Chief, San Fran Nan, about those who oppose the Ground Zero Mosque. From the Washington Times yesterday (emphasis mine):
There is no question there is a concerted effort to make this a political issue by some. And I join those who have called for looking into how … this opposition to the mosque is being funded,” she said. “How is this being ginned up that here we are talking about Treasure Island, something we’ve been working on for decades, something of great interest to our community, as we go forward to an election about the future of our country and two of the first three questions are about a zoning issue in New York City?”
You know the old definition of insanity, folks, right? Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results? Yeah….that’s what’s happened with Congress and the White House; they keep ramming things down our throats, expecting that sooner or later we’ll love them for it, but it’s never gonna happen. This is not “consent of the governed” in any iteration at all – just pure insanity.
The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
THIS IS THE REASON THIS “LADY” HAS GOT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE CONGRESS.
Previously I wrote about an interesting email from the D.C.C.C., ostensibly from Nancy Pelosi herself, inviting me to enter a Sweepstakes to win the chance for me and a guest to have dinner in Los Angeles with the Speaker and President Barack Obama. I noted the irony of it was that it came just one day after U.S. District Judge, Susan Bolton, all-but-neutered Arizona’s S.B. 1070, yet the official rules say, in part:
“Sweepstakes only open to citizens of the U.S. and lawful permanent U.S. residents who are residents of the 50 United States and District of Columbia…“
Well, obviously I didn’t enter the Sweepstakes, but I was quite surprised when I got a follow-up email today. The email was from a rather puzzled Jon Vogel, D.C.C.C. Executive Director. The tone seemed incredulous that I didn’t jump at the chance to try and win the dinner! From Mr. Vogel’s email:
Friend — did you see the Speaker’s email yesterday? The DCCC is offering a special opportunity to its members and top supporters for you and a guest to meet Speaker Pelosi and President Obama August 16th in Los Angeles. The deadline is quickly approaching.