As many of you may or may not know, Neal has campaigned with his listeners to PLEASE help keep Cynthia in office! Now, I know this goes against the grain of all common sense and really sounds like a nutty idea, but think about it for a minute. Below is his reasoning, and if you truly think about it, you might find yourself agreeing with him. This is from his Tuesday’s Neal’s Nuze:

There is one thing that we will know for an absolute fact by this time tomorrow morning. After the next Congress is sworn in next January Georgia’s 4th Congressional District will be represented by a black Democrat.

Now that we’ve established that basic truth … let’s look at the variables. After the next Congress is sworn in next January, Georgia’s 4th Congressional District will be represented by a black Democrat who:

May well turn out to be an effective voice for the furtherance and implementation of the Democrat big-government, high-tax, income redistributionist, anti-individualistic, weaken America agenda.

Will almost certainly spend the next two years as a congressional pariah with no effective voice whatsoever in congressional affairs; a person who can be counted on to flare up and completely embarrass her party; a person who can be exhibited for the next two years as the face of the Democrat Party.

Your choice. Be a little pragmatic here. Put the emotions aside. The right needs a barking moonbat like Cynthia McKinney in office, rather than someone who might actually garner some respect inside the Beltway. Besides … she’s just wonderful material for talk radio.

Now, since cell-phone-slappin’ Cynthia lost yesterday’s runoffs, she did not go out quietly. But did we expect anything else? Anyway, Neal wrote an excellent “goodbye” to her on Neal’s Nuze today, only as Neal can do:

DAMN, LADY! WE’RE GONNA MISS YOU!

Well, Cynthia. I tried. Lord knows I tried. I tried to tell my conservative and libertarian friend out there that they would be better off with a barking moonbat Democrat such as yourself in office than with a liberal Democrat who might actually be taken seriously. Some listened … but not enough.

Just wondering: Are you eligible for unemployment benefits if you’re fired by voters?

Anyway … we’ll all be listening today as you rail against electronic voting machines and those crossover Republicans. Is your dad going to step forth and say anything about those J-E-W-S? They did pretty much desert you, didn’t they? I guess that at a time when Jews are listening to Muslims talk about wiping Israel off the face of the map, it’s probably not such a good idea to receive the bulk of your campaign contributions from Muslims. But, those are the people who wanted to pour money into your campaign … so what are you going to do? Send it back? You have a few months now to pay back your Muslim contributors by continuing to rail against the President’s determination to fight the Islamic Radicals.

Oh … and about the next few months. Can we count on you to show your ass at least once or twice before the next congress is sworn in? I know the temptation to slither off somewhere and just pout will be strong … but how about an encore or two? Maybe you could do a joint press conference with that Alex Jones character and that university professor from Wisconsin or Minnesota (sorry .. I forgot) about how 9-11 was some sort of an inside job! What the hell … might as well go out with a bang.

Just think about it … If you had just said “I’m sorry officer, I’m Cynthia McKinney. I’ve changed my hairdo, perhaps you didn’t recognize me.” Just 15 words. All you had to do was just be a little human for just a moment — to show some courtesy to a man who’s job might require him to stand between you and a bullet — but you just couldn’t pull it off, could you? You had to turn it into a racial incident. You had to call this man who was just doing his job a racist …. and now can you imagine how he and his fellow Capitol Hill cops are celebrating! One bad moment — and you’re out on year ear.

Life’s a bitch, isn’t it, Cynthia?

Any idea what you’re going to do now to earn a livelihood? Hey! Here’s an idea! How about a talk show! You certainly have the mouth for it! Would you like to come be a guest host for me when I take my next vacation? You and Herman Cain alternating days … now THAT would get some attention, don’t you think? With a little experience Air America might pick you up! Air America is doing so well pretty much everywhere …. I’m just sure they’re looking for some new talent. You can trust me on this one: It pays a lot better than being in congress, though you run for reelection every three months instead of once every two years.

Well … don’t be a stranger, Cynthia. You can rant about electronic voting machines. You can beat your gums about all of those Republicans contributing to your opponent. And we all know you’re going to continue to pay back the folks who brung you to the dance by condemning any effort our president makes to hold back the Islamic jihad. Well, we have some good news for you as you depart. It looks like Bush is moving to the appeasement side of the aisle! Damn .. and just as you were leaving town!

Yup, Cynthia … we know you don’t forget those who supported you, so remember that I spent the last three weeks encouraging people to return you to congress. We certainly put the lie to that “most powerful man in Georgia” BS, didn’t we? It doesn’t really matter that I was supporting your reelection because I so enjoyed watching you make a fool out of yourself and embarrassing the Democrats … a vote is a vote, right?

Oh well, Cynthia. Gonna miss you, big time. Maybe you can get a staff position with Ned Lamont! If, that is, the voters of Connecticut get suddenly smart. CAIR might have a position for you, and I’ll bet that Moveon.org would just love to have you hanging from the rafters in their cave.

Keep in touch.

Don’t let the doorknob hit ya!

I don’t know if some of you have noticed or not, but some of my sarcastic wit sounds a lot like that of the High Priest of the Church of the Painful Truth (i.e., Neal Boortz, the Talkmaster, etc.), and usually I just echo some of his salient thoughts. However, he sometimes posts or says something that cannot be improved upon, and simply must just be replicated verbatim with full attribution. On such previous post was his very popular “Where is the Muslim Outrage?” rant, which since I posted it here, has gotten a LOT of viewership worldwide – and yes, even in the Middle East and Israel. I dare say it’s also worth a 2nd, 3rd and 4th viewing/listening.

It’s people like Neal for whom the quotation was borne – you can’t improve on it; you just have to pass it along as originally stated. So, Neal… all attribution for this is yours, my friend.