I’m going to let this video speak for itself. Michelle is on to promote her book, “Culture of Corruption.” I’d like to see Tanya Reiman read this panel’s body language. Joy is absolutely apoplectic, and Sherri struggles to speak intelligently.
Okay, this isn’t that big a deal, but I GUARANTEE you if this were Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, George Bush, or any other Republican, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, DailyKos etc., would be running this in LOOPS 24/7. So, you know what? Turnabout is fair play. Obama recently tripped entering some building overseas, but I only saw it this once on TV. Do y’all remember how many times we saw the video of Bush trying to exit the false door on the stage in China?
Well, not only did we see that clip over and over on the news media outlets, but it played over and over on the late night talk shows, The View, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, and countless of hundreds of other shows. So guess what? I’m creating this FUNNY-AS-HELL video loop of Obama tripping over the door frame or a rug, whatever it was, and I’m going to post it on my blog at least twice a month.
It’s only fair, right? If you don’t like it, understand that right off the bat I don’t give a damn if you like it or not. And yes, you may say it is petty, but again, I don’t care – the left has done this for years to GW, Gerald Ford and other Republicans, so all I have to say to you in this instance is SUCK IT! I’M LAUGHING WHETHER YOU ARE OR NOT!
Your Pop Idol, Barack Obama, tripped and was not his usual suave self, so this is my time to showcase it. And trust me, I reserve the right to use this anytime in the future when any conservative is ridiculed for being clumsy. Just remember you have no constitutional right to NOT be offended.
This is karma for all of you who have laughed at every Republican in the past for not being the ultimate picture of grace. Suck it up and take it like a grown up.
Miller Time for Wednesday, May 13th. Here’s a portion of the transcript:
O’REILLY: … All right. White House Correspondents’ Dinner. My man Miller here actually emceed an event for Bush the elder, and you were pretty tame. I mean, you didn’t go after anybody, did you?
MILLER: Oh, I was scared witless. I mean, you know, I was just a kid trying to make it, and it was Bush 41. I thought Wanda Sykes was kind of funny, for a girl. That’s a joke, Wanda. You know it. That’s all she’s doing today is explaining that. It was a joke. And the way I look at Wanda Sykes, man, I thought he was going to bring Reverend Wright in. So Wanda Sykes seems — that seems like a respite from the sturm und drang. I thought he might do Jeremiah down to do the gig. I thought Wanda was probably eager to please. I mean, you’re a black comedienne, and you’ve got a black president. I mean, can you imagine how much she needed to make him approve of her? So he went for it, and it looks like it worked. He was laughing his butt off, especially at the — you know, the…
O’REILLY: It all went south. Taken from somebody who was there in the front row, and I was. It all went south in the last 10 minutes. The first 15 minutes were fine. But then she got mean. And here’s my question to you. The remarks about Limbaugh, about Sarah Palin, Cheney to some extent — that wasn’t over the top — were mean. And then they flashed to Obama laughing at the meanness. I don’t think that does him any good there, Dennis.
MILLER: Well, listen. Cheney thrives on that stuff. It’s like Dennis Hopper with the mask in “Blue Velvet.” He just eats that stuff up. But I would say this. I don’t think she was a pro that night. You know, a comedian’s judged by somebody whether they’re a pro or a non-pro. I don’t know how funny or funny it wasn’t. But I do know it wasn’t pro, because at some point you get hired, and she didn’t fill the requisite out for what they needed. They needed it to be edgy but to not make it feel weird.
O’REILLY: Right.
MILLER: She obviously made it feel weird. So I’m just talking as a professional comedian. I would say she didn’t come up to the mandate. And you know what? I think she could care less about the mandate. She wanted to make Barack Obama laugh. And when she went for the Limbaugh’s kidney failures, you know, she killed it, knocked it out of the park. So I’m sure she’s happy about it.
Listen, it would be, you know — it’s, you know it’s not everybody’s thing. But if Limbaugh does get renal failure, I hope it doesn’t happen under Barack Obama’s national health line — healthcare thing. Because they don’t pay attention to that. It’s always stuff like chronic fatigue syndrome or I don’t have enough diversity training. You know, but renal failure I don’t even know if that’s covered under the universal plan.
O’REILLY: Now, when you did your gig for Bush the elder, did they tell you what you could and couldn’t say? Did they go over your script? Did they scrutinize you?
MILLER: Yes, Bush did. Bush 41 grabbed me. He said, “I don’t want any f-bombs. My wife is here.”
O’REILLY: Really?
MILLER: Yes. It was cool. I liked Bush 41. You know, I think he missed the point on a couple things. I wish he’d went up that road and croaked that tote over that. But he was just a straightforward guy: “My wife is here, I don’t want any f-bombs.” He was pretty cool about it. So at the end I remember leaning in to him, saying, “Was that OK, Mr. President?” He said, “Yes, it was. It was OK.” And I felt good. If I’d walked out of that room and felt like I let him down I would have felt really bad.
I think Wanda understood there was no way she could let Obama down. I don’t think he rides like Bush. You know, he’s a little more — give you a little more space. None of it really matters to him. When she said, “I hope his kidneys fail” — when she said, “I hope his kidneys fail,” it’s like easy to wish for the outlandish like that, because it’s probably not going to happen. She could hope that Limbaugh’s kidneys fail. I could hope that she would have been a little wittier and pithier that night. Neither one of us were close to having that happen.
O’REILLY: No, but again, it hurts Barack Obama to be seen as accepting that kind of stuff. And it does. It does. Even for people…
MILLER: Who does it hurt? Do you think he cares?
O’REILLY: I think — I think it hurt him. I do. I think the last…
MILLER: I think he could care less, Bill. He is so front-running right now. They’re so in the bag for him. He feels bulletproof. I don’t think he thinks twice.
O’REILLY: There’s such a thing as dignity, and that’s what I think the line was there.
Now, your pal Donald Trump said that Miss California is OK. She’s allowed to proceed as runner-up. And you say?
MILLER: Trump had to do something. I thought he was — he thought this was all going to comb over. And when it didn’t, he had to protect the brand. You know, he had to dive on the commerce grenade. So I understand what he’s doing here. But listen, it was his fault from the get-go. I don’t know why he has this Concepcion Ramada (ph) — what’s that? I knew his name was a guy who played infield for Sparky Anderson’s…
O’REILLY: Perez. Right.
MILLER: I had it mistaken. It’s Perez Hilton, not Conception Ramada. But I’m happy for Miss USA or Miss California, whatever she is. How many people get summoned to testify for their God like that? I mean, she must — she must be happy. She got to stand up. How good would that make you feel about yourself?
And as far as provocative photos go from your youth. Billy, I remember when I first met you, you were 19 years old. We were in an auto show in Teaneck, New Jersey. You were standing there next to a revolving Z-28 in a pool board, Drew Merriwhether (ph) cat suit. And I look back on it, it doesn’t seem provocative. Nostalgic for those times when you were an automobile model.
O’REILLY: Hey, Miller, give me one favor. Say hello to Khalid Sheik Mohammed for me out of Gitmo.
This evening on Special Report, the panel discussed the psychotic acrobats of Nancy Pelosi on what she knew and when she knew it. She achieved special Gold medal status (and a big red round target on her back) when she said the CIA lied consistently to her and to Congress.
Oh, REALLY, Nancy? Hmmm… you should have some fun in these coming months. As I’ve said before – our CIA can go to foreign countries and completely destroy governments and regimes without batting an eye. You think they’re going to take kindly to you calling them liars?
The Intelligence Community lying to Congress is a federal crime. Bitch you better be ready to testify, cause your ass is going down in FLAMES!
Here is a partial transcript of Krauthammer’s brilliant observation:
“Her news conference today was an utter disaster. She was nervous. She was shifty. Her syntax was incomprehensible. There were times when she had to refer to her original statement because she couldn’t remember what her current ‘truth’ was.
“You had a sense that if you’d have attached a lie detector to her in that newser it would have short-circuited. Look, her problem was this – she was internally contradictory. With one point, within 30 seconds, she contradicted her own statement on what she had heard from her staffer in February ‘03. She was contradicted by the evidence of others like Porter Goss.
“Her charge of the CIA lying to her is utterly implausible. Why would it lie to her and tell all the others the truth? It makes no sense at all. And it was refuted by the black-and-white Obama CIA memo; not a memo out of the ‘Prince of Darkness,’ Bush and Cheney, but Obama CIA, which showed that in the briefing in which she says that they were told none of this simulated drowning occurred. They specifically had told her about the enhanced interrogation techniques that had been used on a prisoner, obviously a month earlier.
“You take all that together and what she said is utterly implausible. And the charge that the CIA lied to her is an extremely serious one. She is now at war with the CIA, and it has the means, by leaking selectively, of destroying her, and I suspect it will do that.”
C’mon, Baker! You guys at the CIA can do this!!!! It’ll be MUCH fun!
Today on Glenn’s show, he highlighted as much of today’s Pelosi presser as he could stand, of her talking about what she did or didn’t know about waterboarding and EITs. Beck couldn’t even take the whole thing, and even though he promised to wrap up the segment at the end of the hour, you can tell Glenn clearly left the stage disgusted. The commercials were extended until Brett Baier’s “Special Report” came on. I honestly believe Glenn couldn’t take it anymore…no more Pelosi lies. You can even hear him say “Sheesh!” as he leaves the desk before the commercial break (which I left a bit in the video to prove the point).
She is sickening enough for all of us, folks, and why she keeps being elected to office is beyond me.
Wow, just wow. This was just absolutely stunning…AND embarassing! This was like watching some tranny with Tourette’s. Is this woman living on the same planet as the rest of us? Jeebus. Heaven help this country if people like her (and yes, a lot of Republicans, too) remain in power! TERM LIMITS FOR ALL (and botox limits for this aging hollow-eyed hippy from Haight-Ashbury).
I gotta tell ya, Mz. Pelosi… it’s not a good idea to mess around with the CIA. You wanna call them liars? They’ll REALLY show who is lying! The CIA is capable of going to foreign countries and ousting entire governments and regimes; you think your dumbass is above reproach now that you’ve insulted our entire Intelligence Community? You are a stupid bitch and too ignorant to realize that everybody else now knows it – EVEN THE LIBERAL MSM! Your ass is gonna be tossed full-body under the front wheels of the bus by your own party. And I’d give good money to be there when it happens. You deserve everything that’s coming to you, you lying traitor!
Since you live in whackland San Franciso, I’d suggest you get hitched to Jane Fonda, as you two would make the perfect ideological couple.
…and hilarity ensues.
I don’t agree with Stewart’s political views, but when he’s funny, he’s really funny. Check out this latest video of his recent discovery of Chatroulette.
I didn’t know Brian Williams had that good a sense of humor! I needed this laugh today.
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I guess the Dem’s honeymoon is truly over. Jon Stewart is officially going after the dems. In this episode, he takes on Nancy Pelosi, David Paterson, Charlie Rangel.
Finally…Stewart’s finding his bi-partisan sweet spot.
h/t StoryBalloon
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