Last week, the RedEye crew poked fun at the video of a Bay Area ABC reporter who was trying to interview a teacher at a school, when apparently the Communications/PR dude for the school kept advancing the reporter, doing a “pat, pat” on his left or right shoulder, whichever was closer. This was obviously space-invading, and you KNOW this guy knew it was getting the reporter’s goat.

However I must say, if this little pip-squeak kept doing this “pat, pat” to me, I’d have hauled off and socked him a good one! That was just too creepy the way he was acting…know what I mean? He deserved it, really, and I’d have been happy to oblige.

All I could think about (besides smacking the idiot around) was “DON’T TOUCH ME BRO!” LOL

Oh, and if you don’t get the Paul Provenza jab, you really missed out on a GREAT RedEye episode where the jerk almost got smacked by Ann Coulter for damn-near drooling on her while blabbing lib talking points like “NO WMDs!” Greg wasn’t hosting that night, though, or Provenza wouldn’t have even gotten CLOSE to what he did to Ann! Google it if you want to see it. It’s a HOOT!