Today, on this auspicious occasion of “The One’s” birthday, Glenn Beck offers a heart-felt retrospective of some of the high points of Obama’s 48 years on this planet. Stay tuned for the fun, guys and gals. There’s humor and sarcasm for everyone, with just a dash (dare I say a bucket-dump) of the god-awful truth about how he came to be where he is today.

So, sit back and enjoy, as Beck lights the candles on the red cake with the yellow star. Don’t get it? Sucks to be you.