4/11/09: Soon after posting this original piece, an alert reader notified me that I had the info on the wrong “Michael Edmonds.” Also, the Houston Chronicle finally did a piece on this act of savagery, so we now know his true and correct name, Michael John Edmonds, II (wonder what the Sr. Edmonds thinks about his off-spring?). The images below are corrections of the ones originally posted. My apologies for the bad information. It has been corrected below.
Just happened to get some info on one Mr. Michael Edmonds, who recently surrendered to authorities and was released on bond in Texas. He plead “no contest” to the execution of Marcus Luttrell’s baby girl “Dasy,” his precious, sweet ‘daughter.’ She was his best friend and therapy dog who helped him through the rough patches after his ordeal in Afghanistan, losing all of his Navy SEAL team members in a ferocious fight against the Taliban in the Hindu Kush mountains. Marcus was the “Lone Survivor,” and author of the same-titled best-seller (which is a MUST read for everyone).
Okay, now on to Mr. Edmonds. Besides being a dirtbag who likes to traverse the countryside, executing dogs for kicks, he has quite the checkered criminal past. You’ve seen pics of him and his “home girl” from his MySpace page on my earlier post, but digging deeper into his past I found some things that were quite interesting.
Even though he’s wearing a camo cap with a PFC chevron, I doubt he’s ever been in the military, because I found he has a criminal record for Theft in 2008. According to his MySpace page, he’s a “cable technician” who works in the Houston area with an income of $45,000 to $60,000. Really? Someone employs this douchebag? He lists some place called “TradeStar.” Look it up folks.
Oh, by the way… his MySpace page has been removed, but THANK THE LORD for Google cache! His MySpace moniker? “$Lil Mike$ AKA One Girls Dream.” And I had to ROFLMAO when I saw his quote that said “Im not tha one to fuck with fuck with me get SCREWED UP.” (Don’t you just love the hood-rat wannabe’s who use “tha” to be cool? Oh, and in his further attempt to be “cool,” he has a series of pics in his profile with the album called “Me & my nigga.”) Such a TOUGH guy! This moron is a grade-A punkass bitch.
Here are his “stats” according to the MySpace page:
- Hometown: Houston
- Body type: 6′ 1″ / Athletic
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Christian – other
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Children: Someday
- Education: High school
- Occupation: Cable Technician
- Income: $45,000 to $60,000
And just so you know I’m not lying, here’s the screenshot of his arrest record included in his criminal history, which is all public record:
All that kind of explains this one special pic with his girlfriend:









