As part of the modern day fraud called the Tax System, I am by the force of government, taking your money and giving it to poor people, mostly blacks. See, blacks need to be able to call their peeps whenever they want to. Black women should not have to 'worry' — right? (if it dont fit u must acquit — just nod and say yes)….

Also I will be giving it to some illegal aliens too so they can call home to Mexico. If you don't like it then you are a raaaaaaaaaaaacist. Also I will be letting some towelheads in the country to do whatever damage they can do. You see, it is not raaaaaaacist if a liberal calls someone disparaging names; that only applies to people arguing some type of common sense constraints.

Sincerely
Your Big Government

PS I hate the Fair Tax. That is a tax in which the government would make more money, but would not be able to perpetuate the Usual and Customary
'power grabs' such as the one above.

PPS Next we will be offering free gold bars and justifying that via the United Negro College Fund. Stay Tuned….