Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950′s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know, we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but, sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not ever agree on what is right, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them) ..
Oh, boy. What the hell is wrong with these women? This goes back to the NY Post editorial cartoon with a dead chimp (you know, like the one who went wild and nearly killed that woman in CT), lying on the sidewalk with two shots to the chest – obviously dead. The two cops standing over the chimp say “Looks like we’re going to have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bil,” alluding to the crazy loons in Congress who DID write it.
Well, The View, along with a lot of other bed-wetting liberals got their panties in a bunch over this, saying the cartoonist was OBVIOUSLY portraying President Obama as the crazed chimp. Stupid idiots. The View first had a segment on this already, but today it came up again because Rupert Murdoch made an apology today for the cartoon.
(Rupert, why the hell did you do that?)
So Barbara starts the conversation and reads Rupert’s apology, which apparently Sherri isn’t buying. Elisabeth tries to explain what he’s trying to convey, and Sherri said that it sounded like a lot of rhetoric. Well, Sherri, I guess you wouldn’t be satisfied either way, would you; apology or not? In fact, this dumb broad goes so far as to suggest Mr. Murdoch should go further and fire the cartoonist. WTF?
Last Friday on the season premier of Maher’s gutter-snipe show “Real Time,” he had Brigitte Gabriel on to talk about the recent case of the Muslim Buffalo, NY broadcaster who beheaded his wife because she asked for a divorce.
Muzzammil Hassan founded Bridges TV in order to improve the image of American Muslims. He ended up beheading his wife in the Bridges TV offices.
Now Faizan Haq says, bizarrely: â€œI think of Aasiya as a martyr. She has given her life to protect the image of American Muslims. And as an American Muslim community, we owe it to her not to let this happen again.â€
Look Maher can be as flippant as he wants, but there is no excuse (nor a moral equivalence) for any person, man or woman, to commit this kind of heinous act. But leave it to Bill Maher to find a way for humor in this tragedy. How inappropriate can one person be?
(Un-huh…wanted to improve the image of American Muslims? Could have done it in some other way other than a beheading. Hypocritical? Absolutely)