Today Beck was talking about Obama’s “executive order” that was signed effectively closing Gitmo. He showed a brief clip of himself on an upcoming show with Geraldo this weekend, and apparently it’s going to be pretty entertaining. We all know Geraldo is a liberal bed-wetter and comforter of all things criminal – especially when he views them to be “victims.” Geraldo doesn’t want a border fence, and is also a proponent of closing Gitmo and bringing those islamofascists into American courtrooms and prisons.

Oh, yeah, THAT’S gonna solve a lot of problems! /sarc

Bleeding-heart liberals just don’t get it. Criminals deserve no save-haven, and we should not coddle them when it’s not legally deemed appropriate. Criminal illegal aliens? Geraldo wants blanket amnesty! Kalid Sheikh Mohammed? Geraldo wants to fluff up his pillow, hire a masseuse for him, read him his Miranda warning and give him a “fair trial” in the U.S. judicial system, with discovery and all that jazz. Geraldo actually made the loony argument that cities would LOVE to have the detainees in their cities because it would be an “economic infusion” for those communities! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME, GERALDO?

Finally a voice of reason, Ret. Lt. Col. Gordon Cucullu, author of “Inside Gitmo, The True Story Behind the Myths of Guantanamo Bay,” came on to talk about the conditions at Gitmo, as well as the negatives of closing Gitmo. I like the Col.’s advice… if we have to put them anywhere in the U.S., we should build the detention facility next to a nuclear waste plant. HA! I say a nuclear waste plant on one side, and a hog rendering farm on the other side. Allah would be most proud.