Tonight was the premiere episode on the Fox Reality Channel, and I could not believe the level of stupidity of these wanted criminals. Well, yeah, on second thought I can. This first show highlighted 6 fugitives, the first one of which is captured in this segment. According to the credits, this new show has netted almost 400 fugitives to date since this first taping. Wow… makes a cop’s job just that much easier. What dopes these guys are for falling for this “you’ve won a free _____! Just come pick it up & enjoy the fashion show” line. These mopes deserve to be put back in jail.

Funny ruse that the fake company and limo was named “J.L. Thyme.” Get it? “Jail Time.” Dumbasses deserve to go down.