Ya know, I was thinking about this earlier today, and I have come up with a V.P. pick for McCain that would absolutely electrify the Conservative base. Not only that, but this person would be a formidable opponent in debates with Biden; in fact, I’m sure Biden would wind up running away, tail tucked, and licking his wounds.

You wanna know who I’m thinking about? How about Cheney. No… not that Cheney; I mean LYNN CHENEY! Can’t you just imagine her slicing Biden up one side and down the other, all the while smiling and schooling him at the same time? Remember the way she smacked Wolf Blitzer around?

This woman is defiant, a bulldog when she needs to be, and brilliant beyond imagination. She’d make one helluva V.P. In fact, I dare say she’d make a fantastic President!

Damn, wouldn’t that be great? I can only dream. *sigh*