George W. Bush: Texas.
Bill Clinton: Arkansas.
George Bush Sr.: Texas.
Ronnie Reagan: okay, Illinois/Cali, but smart enough that he wanted to be a Texan.
Jimmy Carter: Georgia.
Gerald Ford: Nebraska.
Richard Nixon: California.
Lyndon Johnson: Texas.

With the sole exception of Richard Nixon, every president back to Kennedy is either Southern or Midwestern, with the Southerners getting the lion’s share of years. Dude, we don’t need to secede. We already boss the rest of the country around.

And guess what? No Democrat currently running can carry the South, or even part of the South. Why? Because of little snide elitist jabs like the one above re: Nascar. Because we really support our troops, who are our spouses, siblings, parents, with more than hollow words and posturing. Because we believe in freedom and liberty, not in turning over our paychecks to the government to redistribute, and not in being afraid to speak our minds. Because we’re sick and tired of this crap mewed and spewed from the pursed lips and crabbed fingers of the whiney jealous liberal left.

By the way: I grew up in a junky single-wide trailer on a Southern farm where at one point — my longsuffering mother counted — there were twenty-three non-running and two running vehicles in the yard. My papaw watched rasslin’ every Saturday, and my cousin was a stock car racer. My family tree braids in spots. My cousins go clogging at the Jamboree every weekend. I’ve picked tobacco worms off plants and cleaned chicken crap from between my toes.

Yet I’m still smarter, more well-read, and better-educated than you and your ilk, orion and phys, and use clearer English with a vastly larger vocabulary than you ever will. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

George W. Bush: Texas.
Bill Clinton: Arkansas.
George Bush Sr.: Texas.
Ronnie Reagan: okay, Illinois/Cali, but smart enough that he wanted to be a Texan.
Jimmy Carter: Georgia.
Gerald Ford: Nebraska.
Richard Nixon: California.
Lyndon Johnson: Texas.

With the sole exception of Richard Nixon, every president back to Kennedy is either Southern or Midwestern, with the Southerners getting the lion's share of years. Dude, we don't need to secede. We already boss the rest of the country around.

And guess what? No Democrat currently running can carry the South, or even part of the South. Why? Because of little snide elitist jabs like the one above re: Nascar. Because we really support our troops, who are our spouses, siblings, parents, with more than hollow words and posturing. Because we believe in freedom and liberty, not in turning over our paychecks to the government to redistribute, and not in being afraid to speak our minds. Because we're sick and tired of this crap mewed and spewed from the pursed lips and crabbed fingers of the whiney jealous liberal left.

By the way: I grew up in a junky single-wide trailer on a Southern farm where at one point — my longsuffering mother counted — there were twenty-three non-running and two running vehicles in the yard. My papaw watched rasslin' every Saturday, and my cousin was a stock car racer. My family tree braids in spots. My cousins go clogging at the Jamboree every weekend. I've picked tobacco worms off plants and cleaned chicken crap from between my toes.

Yet I'm still smarter, more well-read, and better-educated than you and your ilk, orion and phys, and use clearer English with a vastly larger vocabulary than you ever will. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.