This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. As you’ve all heard, Hugo was in Harlem today to promise more cheap heating oil for the poor (yeah, he’s a Democrat alright), and it appeared to be in exchange for their loyalty to him. Cheers, laughter, and Danny Glover… what more could a despot ask for? Lethal Weapon indeed.

Seriously though, this video shows Hugo with some girl on his lap like a wicked Santa, whispering who-knows-what in her ear. This truly creeped me out. I wonder what he was saying to the girl? “You hate George Bush, right? You love Uncle Hugo, right? I will give your family lots of free money and oil, and we will do away with that evil devil Bush.”

As the old R&B classic said “just my ‘magination, wooooah, runnin’ away from me.”

Aren’t these photos creepy?

Now, as far as Charlie Rangle’s admonitions of Hugo, as well as Nancy Pelosi’s go, let me ask this: Why did it take them 24 hours to come around? Do you think that their constituents, hard-core libs as they may be, might have thought “hey, not in MY country,” and let Charlie and Nancy know how they felt? Sure seems like it to me. In fact, I find two problems with Charlie’s scolding: 1) it was not done in front of Hugo, and he may have told him ahead of time ‘hey, I gotta do this for the camera;’ and 2) scolding or not, he still happily took the cheap heating oil for his district. Oh, shades of Cynthia McKinney post-9/11.

Call me cynical, but call me realistic. These guys are crooks, liars, and should be ashamed. But luckily for the Republican party, they won’t be. My, how hypocricy can have unintended consequences.

In regards to the “diablo” nametag slammed on Bush by Chavez? If that’s the case then Bush is my “Cowboy Diablo” and I’ll have it no other way. Sometimes you have to fight evil with evil.

Watch Hugo in Harlem here.